Banning the Wicked?

So, once again the lovely Jennifer is mad at me for my lack of posting. She’s threatened to ban the wicked (very pun-y) if I don’t start posting again. I’m sorry that I don’t post on a regular basis. Sometimes, I just don’t have anything witty to say. Now, I know that Jen’s friends – the ones nagging her to post more frequently (ironic, don’t you think) – have told her just to post whatever, but I am a neurotic perfectionist and I hate posting so-so items.

Have no fear though; this day has given me fodder for 20 different posts and then some. Okay, maybe that’s an exaggeration, but I have enough material to at least make Jen happy for a day or two.